rionaleonhart: kingdom hearts: sora, riku and kairi having a friendly chat. (and they returned home)
I'm on holiday in Italy! Felt a bit perverse to be writing Lost fanfiction on the plane, if I'm honest.

The sky in Italy feels bigger than it does in England, somehow. It's a feeling I get in America, too; the sky seems huge. Maybe it's because being able to see far-off hills or mountains gives a sense of scale and distance, and much of England is relatively flat. Maybe it's just the awareness that you're standing on a huge continent, instead of a small island.

I played badminton with my brother while the sun set over the hills in the background. We'd found a bucket of cheap falling-apart shuttlecocks, and our game was half actual playing and half just watching in fascination as the shuttlecocks increasingly disintegrated.

Lots of little lizards around the place, which are always exciting. Apparently the UK does have lizards, but I don't think I've ever seen one at home.

I saw a little glowing creature hiding in a crack in a wall! A firefly larva, maybe, or a glowworm? I'd never seen any luminescent creature outside an aquarium before and was so puzzled to see a little green light in the wall; I was very excited to realise it was a living thing, rather than, say, a camera spying on us. Extremely cool!

Later, my brother pointed out that there were adult fireflies about! Little bright flashing lights moving through the dark! Again, I had never seen fireflies and actually seeing them in action is incredible. How can living things light up so brightly?

Lots of butterflies! Mainly species you'd see back in the UK - large and small whites, meadow browns, some beautiful little holly blues - but earlier today I caught sight of a scarce swallowtail in flight. Some sort of lovely fritillary that wouldn't let me get close enough to get a good look, but maybe a Queen of Spain fritillary? There was also a butterfly I thought was a meadow brown until it opened its wings and I realised its oranges were much more exciting; looking it up, I think it was a small copper.

(When I last went to Thorpe Park with RD, I kept exclaiming over the birds and butterflies we saw there - a wagtail! a brimstone! - and eventually she demanded to know how I knew their names. The answer is mainly my dad; he likes being able to identify birds, and we'll sometimes go out butterfly-spotting in the summer.)

Some lovely jays and swallows, and a magnificent pheasant strutting across the road in front of us. My most striking bird sighting of late was actually the day before the holiday, though; I was watching a family of coots when a heron swept in, grabbed one of the babies and flew away with it. 'Oh, Jesus!' I exclaimed aloud, involuntarily. I was so torn between 'that was a cool moment of nature in action and I'm lucky I was there to see it' and 'that was awful and now I'm sad'.

The weather is variable here, but that's no downside; it just means we can see the surrounding forested hills in different conditions. Right now, as I write these lines, I'm taking shelter from an intense downpour in the middle of bright sunshine, and it is astonishingly pretty.

Sometimes the rain falls so thickly it looks like static over the landscape, like we're in some sort of beautiful green Silent Hill. I very much hope we're not in Silent Hill, but, if we are, at least it looks good.
rionaleonhart: twewy: joshua kiryu is being fabulously obnoxious and he knows it. (is that so?)
More notes from my NEO: The World Ends with You replay! I’ve just finished week two. Once again, I spend most of this entry talking about vanishingly minor characters.


Notes on NEO: The World Ends with You. )


NEO: The World Ends with You is a flawed game in some ways, but the love and passion and playfulness that went into it shine through. It may be a clumsily written love letter, but there's no question that the love is real. A mess, but a beautiful mess, and so many of the games I enjoy are beautiful messes.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (NOOOOOOOOO)
I passed a pair of Mormon missionaries in the street, and [archiveofourown.org profile] th_esaurus laughed at me because I got so excited about it. My involvement in the Book of Mormon musical fandom is definitely going to get me converted.

'And they were Mormon missionary companions' really seems like it should be a fic trope. You're assigned to someone, you're sent to an unfamiliar location together, and for months or years you're forbidden to be apart except when one of you is in the bathroom.

I assume the idea is to prevent debauchery, but the church has accidentally come up with the perfect recipe for weird claustrophobic same-sex romance. (The church may have realised this; the handbook Missionary Standards for Disciples of Jesus Christ includes the rule 'You should sleep in the same room but not the same bed.')

I can understand why it's not a huge fic trope, of course; you're going to invite complicated feelings if you start mining people's faiths for AU concepts. I suppose 'handcuffed together' is basically a secular version of this: being forced by extended physical proximity to get to know someone better.

I actually made a mistake when writing Redrawing the Map, because it turns out the rules for Mormon companions are even stricter than I'd realised. I thought it was fine so long as you were in the same room, but it turns out you're supposed to stay within earshot of your companion as well, so Price and Cunningham should have stuck close enough to hear each other's conversations at the party. Then again, it's a story about coming to terms with being a heretic, so I suppose I can explain it away as heresy.

Oh, damn, just realised that See Where You Belong also includes a bit where Price and McKinley talk out of earshot of their companions! Mormon missionaries are so tricky to write!

(After we saw The Book of Mormon together, my mum listened to [archiveofourown.org profile] peasina's podfic of See Where You Belong. 'I enjoyed it,' she said. 'The things you write are very weird, though, aren't they? A lot of suffering.')

I was always very bad at religious studies as a kid. Turns out the key to getting me to learn about a religion is to get me invested in a character for whom faith is a big part of their life, although what I end up learning is strongly biased towards 'aspects that are relevant for fanfiction'.

My current burst of Book of Mormon fannishness seems to be dying down, but I'm grateful to it for carrying me through my bout with COVID. You've served me well, Kevin Price. Thank you for getting me through my illness, and I hope to obsess over you again; you're delightful.
rionaleonhart: kingdom hearts: riku, blindfolded and smiling slightly. (we'll be the darkness)
Some more notes on Persona Q! These run from the Inaba Pride Exhibit up to the third floor of the clock tower.

Yukari's response to 'we should all go to a festival together!' is 'Oh, hmm. That does sound fun... But you'll be there, won't you, Teddie?' and I'm glad she understands my 'I love everyone here, EXCEPT TEDDIE, WHO I AM FORCED TO SIT THROUGH FOR TIME WITH THE CHARACTERS I LOVE' struggle.

Rise's disappointed that she wasn't in the party to see Kanji's bad bad bathhouse!

Akihiko's characterisation in this game is generally very poor, but it's cute to see him and Chie training together.

It's lovely to see everyone talking about the possibility of Kanji becoming a teacher. And Kanji actually starting to consider it!

Yosuke's canonically flustered by the giant sweaty muscular loincloth man monster. Sometimes I wonder whether 'Yosuke is very clearly into guys and repressed about it' is just in my head. It's not.

Chie: You don't use me enough in battle.
Riona: Oh, I'm sorry, Chie! Let's do some fighting together.
Teddie: You don't use me enough in battle.
Riona: Good.

Oh, wow, the game actually addresses the fact that the games these characters are from aren't set in the same year! (I'd be really interested to see the Persona 4 cast's reactions if they get home and try to look their new friends up online.)

Awww, seeing the Persona-users of the future gives Mitsuru hope!

Yukiko wants to see Akihiko in a skirt! I'm enjoying Yukiko in this game. (Yukari's also into the idea!)

I still don't understand how this game managed to get Akihiko so wrong. He's not stupid and he's not reckless, going by everything we see in Persona 3. Where has this characterisation come from?

Holy shit, I was not expecting this game's plot to be so devastating. I didn't know it had a plot beyond 'Persona characters from different games hang out'!

Also, I went 'oh, wow, I hadn't realised Rei's voice actor was this good' when the plot kicked in, and I looked her up; it's Ashly Burch, voice of Chloe Price and Aloy! Suddenly I can hear her so clearly. She's giving a very intense performance!

Tentarafoo continues to be phenomenally useful. I love you, Yosuke. I think you're wonderful.

It's nice that Yosuke's privately telling me how much he admires Kanji, but you could tell Kanji that once in a while, Yosuke, rather than just teasing him!

Yosuke really cares about the entire team! It's very sweet. It's nice to see him and Rise have a warm interaction, too!

I told Yosuke he's cool, and he went into a blushing panic. ('Yosuke is flustered,' the narration informed me.)

'Hey, maybe what's good about me is that I'm blessed with the friends I have.' You're so cute, Yosuke.

Protagonist: Say nice stuff about me!
Yosuke, blushing: Huh? Well, it's kinda tough saying it to your face... I can't say stuff like how you're reliable and cool and great at playing along, you know?

Yosuke's got it so bad. I love it. (RD's response to the screencaps I've been sending her: 'riona he's so extremely gay for you. every single one of his lines could have NO HOMO at the end of it and read the same.')

I just end up cooing over Yosuke whenever I try to talk about this game. I'm not sorry. I love this stupid in-denial kid more than he deserves.
rionaleonhart: top gear: the start button on a bugatti veyron. (going down tonight)
I've played Juro, Fuyusaka and Megumi's routes up to the first lock in 13 Sentinels!

(I tried to commit to using surnames in my entries for the sake of consistency, but at this point I'm going to admit defeat and just use whatever name I find easier to remember. There are just so many names to learn. Plus it's hard to achieve the dream of consistency when the characters' names are canonically inconsistent.)


13 Sentinels, up to the first lock in Juro, Fuyusaka and Megumi's routes. )


I continue to know less about the plot of this game with every new scene, but I'm having such a good time I don't care.
rionaleonhart: kingdom hearts: riku, blindfolded and smiling slightly. (we'll be the darkness)
Some thoughts on replaying the first episode of Umineko: When They Cry! This entry discusses the episode in the context of later revelations and therefore contains full Umineko spoilers.


Notes on the first instalment of Umineko: When They Cry, with full-series spoilers. )


I was just scrolling through my unposted entry draft to see if I had anything to conclude this entry with, and I stumbled across two contextless, unrelated exchanges about furries:

Rei: I wonder if there are furries in the His Dark Materials universe.
Riona: I wonder if they draw themselves with human daemons.

RD: Write a Life Is Strange 2/CATS crossover.
Riona: The entire plot would be 'Sean goes on the Internet to complain that the cats aren't hot enough'.

So that's what you're getting, I guess.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy vii remake: aerith looks up, with a smile. (looking ahead)
I managed to drag [archiveofourown.org profile] th_esaurus into playing Final Fantasy XV! She was incredulous at how badly told the story was, but she did get invested in the boys, to my delight.

Anyway, then we wrote a fic together! It is about Prompto sharing a bed with Noctis and internally flipping out non-stop. [archiveofourown.org profile] th_esaurus is one of my favourite writers, and I'm ecstatic to have had the opportunity to collaborate with her on fanfiction for one of my favourite games.

As this is co-written, I'm just linking to it on AO3, rather than posting it here.


Title: Only for the Night
Fandom: Final Fantasy XV
Rating: PG
Pairing: Noctis/Prompto
Wordcount: 4,800
Summary: They sleep pretty close together in the tent, yeah, but – that’s all four of them, and it's a tent; that's what you expect. It's not the same as sharing a bed with someone.

Sharing a bed, he's slowly realising, with Noct.

AO3 link: Only for the Night
rionaleonhart: final fantasy versus xiii: a young woman at night, her back to you, the moon high above. (nor women neither)
I’m into October in Persona 3!

Delighted by Cynical Tough Guy Shinjiro pretending to be asleep when people come into the room so they won't catch him watching cooking shows. I seem to be fondly going 'what a loser' a lot as I play this game, but, in my defence, it's full of losers.

Also endearing: how fond he is of the dog. He reassures Koromaru that he doesn't blame him! He makes him food!

Aigis sneaking into our room to watch us sleep, meanwhile, is TERRIFYING.


Spoilers for Persona 3 (October) and Persona 4 (December). )


Uh, Nozomi, you okay, buddy?
rionaleonhart: okami: amaterasu is startled. (NOT SO FAST)
[archiveofourown.org profile] th_esaurus: Hey, do you want to see The Book of Mormon in the West End?
Riona: I suppose it might be fun to watch a stupid, fun, offensive musical I've got no chance of getting emotionally invested in.
The Book of Mormon: It's time for a stupid, fun, offensive musical about friendship, and the power of stories, and a naïve, self-absorbed, overwhelmed teenager who fucks up and falls apart and struggles with guilt and questions everything he believes in!
Riona: oh goddammit

I didn't know anything about the musical going in beyond 'it's fun and offensive and about Mormons'; I wasn't expecting it to have as much heart as it did, and I really wasn't expecting Elder Price to be perfectly calculated to hit all my fictional-character weaknesses. I just wanted a mindless, enjoyable evening out! I had no intention of caring!

I don't think I'm going to write fanfiction for The Book of Mormon, but I will admit that as I watched I caught myself trying to come up with ideas.

The guy who played Elder Price, Dom Simpson, was absolutely perfect; he managed to strike just the right balance of arrogance and earnestness. I've heard that the likeability of Elder Price can vary a lot depending on the actor, so I'm extremely relieved we saw a likeable one. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to see it again, because it wouldn't feel right seeing anyone else in the role.


A recent conversation with my mum:

Riona: I've been doing some work for a men's grooming website.
Mum: What??
Riona: A men's grooming⁠—
Mum: (scandalised whisper) You mean - grooming men for sex?
Riona: ...no, I mean they sell razors.

(Another thing my mum said to me recently: 'I don't like how they're producing cocaine for cats.'

It turned out she was talking about Felix soup; she was very concerned that the illustrated cat on the packet looked 'completely addicted'.)


I've just remembered that we once went as a family to a Chinese restaurant - I think it was in Manchester - and we noticed that some items on the menu had asterisks next to them. We checked to see what the asterisk meant, and we found this:

* Not recommended
rionaleonhart: top gear: the start button on a bugatti veyron. (going down tonight)
There are a handful of Elton John songs I've always really liked - 'Your Song', 'Goodbye Yellow Brick Road', 'I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues' - but I didn't know much about the man himself and I didn't have any particular plans to see Rocketman. The sum total of my previous knowledge about Elton John:

- he has red hair and likes tinted glasses
- he's good at music
- he's gay, and my mum remembers exactly where she was when she received this earth-shattering news

I'm glad [archiveofourown.org profile] th_esaurus persuaded me to see the film with her yesterday, because I enjoyed it a lot! Some notes:

- No kid has ever had more fun than the child actor who got to perform 'The Bitch Is Back'.

- 'Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting' has never caught my attention before, but the scene in the film was great fun; it really kicked things off after the opening. So much energy!

- RD claims that the 'Honky Cat' sequence is basically 'I Want It All' from High School Musical 3. My objection to this: Elton John already has everything Sharpay wants! Fame, fortune, sparkly outfits, cute boys. Elton John is living Sharpay's dream.

- I assumed Elton John's speed at songwriting was exaggerated in the film, but apparently not; here's the man himself setting an oven manual to music on the spot.

- I really liked the film's depiction of Elton's first kiss with a man. This fleeting, unexpected, powerful moment that left him going '????? oh no'.

- The 'Your Song' scene was painful and lovely. I really felt Bernie's agonising position of 'I really care about this person and I know they're in love with me and I don't love them back'.

- (The text message [archiveofourown.org profile] th_esaurus sent me while ironing out an Elton/Bernie fic idea is one of my favourites I've ever received: and it would be second person POV so i don't have to write "said elton john" at any point.)

- Last weekend, when I visited my parents (who had recently seen Rocketman), my dad said, 'There's a certain amount of gay sex in this film, and actually I thought it was quite erotic.' This was all I could think about during the sex scene. I was very unhappy.
rionaleonhart: okami: amaterasu is startled. (NOT SO FAST)
After I first watched ERASED, back in 2016, I said I wasn't sure I'd ever watch it again. I really enjoyed it, but it was so intense I wasn't sure I'd be able to handle a rewatch.

I'm glad I came back to it. It is very intense, but it's also very good. And it's only twelve episodes, so it kicks you in the gut with DRAMA and EMOTIONS and then politely leaves to let you patch yourself up, rather than continually kicking you in the gut.

If I had to recommend an anime series to someone who'd never seen one before, I think ERASED would probably be the one I'd choose, with the caveat that it deals heavily with child abuse.

Full-series spoilers for ERASED. )

I think ERASED has my favourite opening sequence of all time. Not just because of the part where the protagonist is clutching his head and writhing in emotional agony under a bridge, although that is very good.


I've been thinking fondly recently about Higurashi and how much I love watching Keiichi slowly losing his mind with terror. So I ordered the two-volume manga of the first arc (Onikakushi, called the Abducted by Demons arc in the manga).

I think this is the first time I've read a manga that's an adaptation, so I didn't entirely know what to expect. Fullmetal Alchemist, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Death Note, DN Angel, Full Moon o Sagashite, they were all manga to begin with. But Higurashi started out as a visual novel. Would the manga adaptation be good? Would it feel too compressed?

My reservations turned out to be unfounded. I enjoyed the Higurashi manga a lot! Even if it suffers slightly from going TITS TITS TITS too much before getting down to the business of psychologically pulling its characters apart. (The manga changes the early scene where Mion and Keiichi are playing 'hey, Keiichi, show me your dick' chicken to be about Mion's breasts instead! Outrageous.)

When the manga does start ripping Keiichi to shreds, it does it very effectively, although of course I can't say how it would have impacted me if I'd read the manga before the visual novel. In some ways the visual novel portrays the horror more effectively by having less to work with visually and more to work with in terms of sound, and by having more time to really dig into Keiichi's mind, but it was still really cool to see the characters having more expressions. And to see Keiichi's face!

(Keiichi's increasingly petrified, sleep-deprived, conflicted face. These poor kids.)

Reading the manga when I've played up to Tsumihoroboshi, and therefore have slightly more of an idea of what's going on, absolutely ripped me apart. Everything is agonising!

Spoilers for the Onikakushi/Abducted by Demons arc of Higurashi: When They Cry. )

This has prodded me into beginning a replay of Higurashi. I'm doing some sprite editing this time around, though, because a few of the Steam sprites bother me; I wasn't a fan of Rena's embarrassed/anxious expression, for example, so I've changed it from this to this. I was going 'I wish I could play a version with a few of the sprites altered' and then 'wait, I have access to the game files! I have the power to do this!'
rionaleonhart: final fantasy xiii: lightning pays intense attention to you. (speak carefully)
I usually post my fic both here and to AO3, but this one is cowritten with [archiveofourown.org profile] th_esaurus, so it seems like it makes more sense just to link the AO3 version!

A note on Gwen's age: after seeing Into the Spider-Verse, [archiveofourown.org profile] th_esaurus and I were cheerfully discussing bad-idea Gwen/Peter B Parker makeouts, and then we learnt what 'middle school' means and went 'oh, holy crap, we weren't thinking that bad an idea.' Gwen's nineteen in her comics and the film aged her down, so consider her aged back up here!


Title: Halloween on Christmas
Fandom: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Rating: R
Pairing: Peter B Parker/(aged-up) Gwen Stacy
Wordcount: 2,700
Summary: "We were friends. I didn't love you on the condition that you had to be a total success at everything you did. I just loved you."

There’s a strange silence.

"Him," she says. "You? I don't know how to talk about it."

Warnings: Ill-advised making out across a twenty-year age gap.

AO3 link: Halloween on Christmas
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (Default)
It turns out that people really don't know how to react when they're offering their cat a treat, and you take the cat treat out of their hand and pop it into your mouth.

(She yelped and reflexively hit me, then said, 'Oh, I'm sorry I hit you! I didn't know what else to do!')

Talking about this with my housemates later:

Ginger: I want to know what was going through your head.
Riona: I was on the sofa with the cat next to me. RD had the packet of cat treats, and she took one out, and I was just lying there thinking, 'The cat treat is going to come into my range. I could eat the cat treat. There's nothing to prevent me from eating the cat treat.'
Rei: Oh, so it was premeditated. You schemed.
Riona: No! I wasn't actually planning to eat it; it was hypothetical! I wasn't expecting to do it! And then I did!


In other news, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is a genuinely excellent film. The visual style was extremely cool. Very comic-book inspired. I've never seen anything quite like it before.

Spoilers below the cut:


Spoilers for Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. )


I really enjoyed this film, and I recommend it if you have any fondness for Spider-Man or interest in animation at all. I'm generally tired of superhero films, but this felt like something fresh and fun.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy xiii: lightning pays intense attention to you. (speak carefully)
Danganronpa V3 is OUT AT LAST and already living up to expectations, by which I mean it's weird as hell and it's making me very unhappy. I've just finished chapter one. Spoilers for everything that's happened so far under the cut!


Spoilers up to the end of Chapter One of Danganronpa V3. )


I don't like ending an entry under a cut, but I'm not sure what I could say outside a cut that wouldn't be a spoiler. Er. I'm not a fan of the Monokubs, but their theme music is pretty great.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy versus xiii: a young woman at night, her back to you, the moon high above. (nor women neither)
I've now finished The Last of Us! Here is a mile-long entry that spoils absolutely everything in the game.


Thoughts on The Last of Us, up to and including the ending. )


The Last of Us was an incredibly intense, brilliant experience. I recommend it very strongly.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy versus xiii: a young woman at night, her back to you, the moon high above. (nor women neither)
I've now finished The Last of Us! Here is a mile-long entry that spoils absolutely everything in the game.


Thoughts on The Last of Us, up to and including the ending. )


The Last of Us was an incredibly intense, brilliant experience. I recommend it very strongly.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy vii remake: aerith looks up, with a smile. (looking ahead)
Out-of-Context Theatre, Text Messages from My Housemate Edition:

I'm running late could you turn the oven off? You can leave Will Graham in there to keep warm though.


I've started playing unsettlingly violent post-apocalyptic survival game The Last of Us, which is quite a weird experience, not least because I've been playing so much Kingdom Hearts recently. Kingdom Hearts and The Last of Us are very different games.

Not that that's kept my mind from trying to combine them. Imagine The Last of Us with the same serious tone, the same realistic graphics, but you fight with a Keyblade. And you get the Kingdom Hearts cartoony effects on every strike, too.

I'm not very far yet; I've only just met Ellie. I have, however, played enough to know that, as I suspected prior to playing, I am not very good at The Last of Us. It demands quite a bit of stealth. I possess exactly no stealth. At one point I attempted a stealth kill on a guy who had his back to me... while he was in conversation with another guy. A MAGNIFICENT DISPLAY OF SNEAKINESS. NOBODY COULD SUSPECT A THING.

(I may be slightly playing this game on Easy mode. I'm not usually an easy-mode person, but all my pride as a gamer goes out of the window when I'm playing scary things.)

The Last of Us is very recognisably made by the same team as Uncharted, but it doesn't feel like an Uncharted game. The Uncharted games never quite take themselves seriously; The Last of Us is extremely straight-faced. I think that's why I have to imagine Keyblades into it; at a certain level of seriousness, I start desperately searching for ways to make things lighter.

There's some really nice detail in this game. At the very beginning (the opening was very good and very unsettling), I was struck by the way the body language of the character you were controlling changed when she realised that something was wrong. It's also quite cool that your eyes take a moment to adjust when you move from a dimly-lit area to a bright one.

This attention to detail does cause a bit of a problem in one respect, though. When a character is speaking off-camera, their voice will sound slightly distant and indistinct. It's a cool idea, but not necessarily a good one. When Ellie tried to speak to me just after we'd met, I had three choices: I could carry on down the corridor we were in, which meant that she'd be off-camera and I might not be able to make out what she said, or I could stop to listen to her, which would slow down the pace of the game, or I could jog backwards whilst conversing with her, which would be immersion-breaking; when you're in a dangerous environment, you generally keep your eyes on where you're going. Might end up having to turn subtitles on, which I don't really want to do; they'd be a distraction during cutscenes. We'll see.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy xiii: lightning pays intense attention to you. (speak carefully)
Final Fantasy VII is a much sillier game than I remember. I'd forgotten about the bit where you get mistaken for a soldier and shoved into a uniform and have to pose for Rufus. I marched so badly in the televised parade that the television station operators, enraged by the dismal ratings, sent me a bomb.

I'd also forgotten about the bit where Red XIII dresses up in a soldier's uniform and sneaks onto a military ship and nobody notices. Red XIII is a quadrupedal lion/dog thing. Nobody notices.

VII feels to me like a 2D-era Final Fantasy that happens to be in three dimensions. I came into the series with VIII, which I think took itself more seriously than any of its predecessors did, and since then, with the exception of IX, Final Fantasy games have been pretty straight-faced. Perhaps that's part of the reason why opinion is so divided on later games.

Come to think of it, X-2 and XIII-2 do bring a bit of the silliness back. Maybe Square feel that their formerly-commonplace silliness should now be confined to spin-offs and direct sequels?

(Here, incidentally, is an exchange I had with my housemate, who is a Legend of Zelda person, when she was playing Twilight Princess and I was playing Final Fantasy XIII-2:

Riona: Why do you turn into a wolf in Twilight Princess?
RD: Because at the beginning... you're pulled into the twilight... and it turns you into a wolf.
Riona: ...
RD: You can't judge! With your Final Fantasy XIII-2 - 'oh no, this person's been swallowed up by the paradox!'
Riona: Look, it makes perfect sense. Someone's been absorbed by the paradox, and they're walking around as just an outline, so you have to make them visible with the magical powers of your little flying creature that is also a bow that is also a sword.

Later, RD proposed a surprisingly plausible theory: 'I think that when they're coming up with ideas for Final Fantasy games, they just pick two words out of a hat and combine them. "Gun... sword. Yeah!" "Goddess... motorbike. Let's do it!"')

Speaking of Final Fantasy XIII-2: why don't people write Hope/Serah? I thought you were supposed to have everything, fandom! It's not as if they're minor characters!

Also, I don't 'ship Noel/Serah, but I do still think that Noel/Serah first-time fanfiction should exist in which Noel has absolutely no idea what he's doing. He lived at the end of humanity; I seriously doubt he has much experience in sex or romance. So Serah has to walk him patiently through pretty much everything. It'd be great.


Whilst I'm rambling about Final Fantasy games, a few notes on Final Fantasy XIII:

The environments in Final Fantasy XIII are incredibly beautiful, but it's hard not to feel a bit disconnected from them. It's probably most pronounced in Palumpolum; I never emerge from that town feeling as if I've actually been there.

Storyline-wise, Sazh and Vanille's travels together might be my favourite part of this game. I really love their relationship. I wonder sometimes how Sazh felt about Vanille and Fang's reunion. Did he worry that he was no longer necessary in Vanille's life? (Gameplay-wise, of course, Sazh and Vanille's travels together are the worst part of this game because you don't have a decent Commando. For a while you don't have a Commando at all. But I love their relationship so much that I am prepared to forgive that.)

It probably wasn't a bad idea to shunt Snow out of the way for three and a half chapters. I love Snow, but he's best in small doses. He was my second favourite Final Fantasy XIII character at first, just behind Sazh, but Lightning displaced him a while ago. You're a sweetheart, Snow, but you're also completely intolerable sometimes.

(What if, instead of Lightning Returns, we got a game called Snow Returns, with Snow as the central focus and the sole party member? What a terrifying thought.)
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (NOOOOOOOOO)
Last night, I dreamt that I was making out with Takuto of Full Moon wo Sagashite (STOP LAUGHING) and suddenly realised that he was purring. Adorable. 'Takuto purrs when he's being kissed' is going straight into my headcanon. I bet he gets really embarrassed about it, too.


Were you aware that the seventh series of Would I Lie to You?, best panel show on British television, started on the third of May? It took me completely by surprise.

I was actually supposed to be going to a recording of Would I Lie to You? on the third, but alas the venue was full when we got there and we were turned away; I think ticket-holders have started turning up a lot earlier than they used to. I also had tickets for a recording on Monday, though, and - having learnt from my earlier error - did manage to get into that one.

On David Mitchell's team were Mel Giedroyc and Dermot O'Leary; on Lee Mack's were Matt Dawson and Josh Widdicombe; the host, as ever, was Rob Brydon. I don't remember much from this recording, I'm afraid - I have no idea how I managed to write up vast recaps in the past - but it was good fun. Here's what little I do remember, at least. I might have a bit more to say after the episode has aired.


Would I Lie to You? recording, 6th May 2013. )


I'm afraid that's all I have for now! I suppose you'll just have to watch the episode yourself.

Finally, a deeply distressing conversation with my housemate:

Riona: I watched Waterloo Road today, even though I shouldn't.
RD: That's fine. I think you should always watch Waterloo Road. Your life would be sadder without it. It's an integral part of your makeup as a human being.
Riona: That's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy vii remake: aerith looks up, with a smile. (looking ahead)
Episode fifteen of Full Moon wo Sagashite (or Japannah Montana, if you prefer) was thoroughly delightful. 'Characters accidentally falling on top of each other, OH NO, and staring in shock into each other's eyes for aaaaages' is a cliché I usually roll my eyes at, but I loved the hell out of it here. Possibly because it happened with a couple I actually 'ship, for once. Even though I probably shouldn't.

([livejournal.com profile] th_esaurus caught a bit of Full Moon wo Sagashite and objected on the grounds that it was far too cute for a series about a terminally ill child. I can't really argue with that. ('Why is there an... angel bunny lady? And a guy with cat ears?' 'Oh, they're gods of death.' 'NO THEY'RE NOT.'))

And then I watched episode seventeen (and later eighteen). I'm going to let my e-mail conversation with [livejournal.com profile] th_esaurus express my thoughts on this:


Not-very-intellectual discussion of episodes seventeen and eighteen of Full Moon wo Sagashite. )


I've finally managed to pin down a pattern in my 'shipping habits: I've got a big weakness for cynics and the idealists who make them a little less cynical. It doesn't explain every pairing I love, but Rogue/Logan, Annie/Jeff, Naegi/Ikusaba (...maybe) and Mitsuki/Takuto (I'm not sure whether Takuto is exactly a cynic, but he certainly looks like one next to Mitsuki) all fall into this pattern. Come to think of it, Satoshi/Daisuke and the Ninth Doctor/Rose Tyler - two of my earliest 'ships - do as well.

I'm going to say it's a coincidence that most of these pairings I love have massive age differences; cynical characters tend to be written as older than idealistic ones, after all. I hope it's a coincidence that most of these pairings have massive age differences.
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