rionaleonhart: the coffin of andy and leyley: andrew glances back over his shoulder, expressionless. (this is who you are now)
Oh, I should probably mention: as you may or may not remember, six years ago, I posted an entry containing mini-reviews of more or less every game I'd ever played. I've continued to update it as I've played new things over the years, but I've never actually mentioned the fact that I was updating it anywhere!

Take a look if you'd like to know my brief thoughts on a specific game, or if you're wondering whether I've played something in particular. (Or if, for some reason, you actually want to read my thoughts on all 240-odd videogames I have played over my lifetime, you can do that as well.)


Speaking of my videogame opinions, a conversation I had with my sister-in-law over the weekend:

Sister-in-law: What have you been playing lately?
Riona: I've just finished The Coffin of Andy and Leyley! It's about the relationship between two siblings.
Sister-in-law: Oh, cute!
Riona: It's not very cute. They're locked in their home together and starving. They're incredibly codependent. They go on a bit of a murder-and-cannibalism spree. They're weirdly incestuous. I really enjoyed it.
Sister-in-law: (laughs) Of course you did.
Riona: You know, when I posted about it online, multiple people said the same thing. 'Oh, of course you'd enjoy the cannibalism and incest game. I should have recommended you the cannibalism and incest game.'
Sister-in-law: You've got a brand, and I'm afraid this might be it.

It's nice to know I have exactly the same reputation offline that I do on here. Strongly reminded of the time I was having a meal with friends, and they were all talking about how terrible Reylo was. 'I like Reylo,' I announced, and Ginger buried their head in their hands and said, 'Oh, God, of course you do.'
rionaleonhart: top gear: the start button on a bugatti veyron. (going down tonight)
I saw Star Wars: The Last Jedi recently, some months after everyone else. I don't have any massive investment in Star Wars, so I wasn't particularly expecting it to catch my attention.

I hadn't realised it had a Sense8 plot! Combined with one of my favourite things in fiction: two people, at odds, forced to interact and therefore beginning to understand each other. OH NO.

The film really needed to give that subplot more space to breathe, more interaction for them to warm up to each other slowly. Which is what fanfiction is for, of course. But I don't know the Star Wars universe well! And I don't think I'd be able to write either Rey or Kylo Ren! So I can't write fanfiction expanding on their remote, reluctant interactions! How dare you do this to me, Star Wars?


There's a bit in NieR: Automata where you're adjusting the game settings, and 9S mentions that the process is being recorded for posterity. I thought it was just a line of worldbuilding dialogue, but he's not kidding; you end up watching the recording later on! A weird, cool insight into the mind of my past self. I could see that, after changing the voice volume, I paused for a moment before choosing 'there's something calming about your voice, 9S' over the standard 'yes, I can hear you.' I could see that I dropped the music volume a couple of notches and then turned it back up, but I don't know why; maybe I was trying to see whether 9S would react to it?

I'm amused by the tales online of people who wandered off to make a sandwich during the original scene and were then stuck watching the recording for ages.

NieR: Automata is still a very strange, unsettling game. But it's got a lot of cute detail. And a lot of strange features. You can get a game-over from the menu screen.
rionaleonhart: top gear: the start button on a bugatti veyron. (going down tonight)
So I've been missing for the past week! This is not because of the riots, but because my family and I have been touring the north-west of England. It was a holiday somewhat blighted by poor weather and ill health (I write to you whilst feeling as if I swallowed a cheese grater at every town we visited), but it was still good fun.

The cast of this entry: me, my mum, my dad and my two younger brothers, Joseph and Fred.


A lovely friend of Fred's agreed to feed our two cats in our absence despite being allergic to cats. Dad left a note telling him where to find the cat food. I left a note warning him that one of the cats had a habit of trying to eat the other's meals. Fred left a note that, well...

Hey [friend], whats up?! Sometimes the cats need you to rub their fur in your eyes so they feel comfortable eating around you. THANKS!

He also left a note on the staircase: WHY are you going upstairs?!! >:(


I don't feel well enough for a full writeup of our adventures just yet, so this entry is dedicated to the terrible limericks we created in the car.


There once was a pop star named Britney/Who asked all the babies to hit me. )


I'll try to get a proper writeup done over the next couple of days. I hope you're all well, and that the riots didn't impact too heavily on you!
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (so happy together)
Thank you so much for your help with my presentation-preparation; you are all wonderful and I adore you. Also, it seems that either I was under extremely false impressions regarding Americaland or all the USians I know are gigantic Anglophiles. Hooray?

NO SEGUE WHATSOEVER

Recently, I dreamt (oh, dear, yes, it's a post about dreams) that Dean Winchester was trying to kill me. Which was odd, because I've never watched Supernatural in my life. We were in a dystopian future and running away from the police for some reason, and he helped me along and explained things to me and LIED BY TELLING ME THAT HE AND SAM WERE CALLED JUNE AND ERIC CARTER (YEAH, I DON'T KNOW EITHER). This was not just my subconscious getting confused about the characters' names; my dream-self was well aware it was a lie. In what may possibly be an example of my subconscious getting confused about the characters' names, Simon Pegg, who was occasionally narrating in my head, told me that Dean's real name was 'Christ', pronounced 'Chris'. When Dean found out that I knew his 'real name', he became very hostile and demanded to know how I had found that out. I told him that I had learnt it from Simon Pegg's voice in my mind. I'm not sure he was convinced.

The moral of this story is that letting my subconscious have free rein is never a good idea. Other dreams I have had have included being attacked by the orange-and-black wolves from the Dalmasca Estersand while in Silent Hill, being glared at by the orange-and-black wolves from the Dalmasca Estersand while on a magic carpet, and being chased by a flying Big Brother contestant with a knife. Also being best friends with Carla Espinosa and Peter Pettigrew. And hanging out with two Richard Hammonds. And having my foot repeatedly bitten by a living Yoda-puppet. I DON'T KNOW.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (you have got to be kidding)
Oh, dear, I'm completely doomed. I've just watched the part where the hustlers walk away with arms around each other's shoulders and adorable hair-ruffling after the jewellery shop scam about six times, and, yes, I am now completely smitten with Alex/Jess/Paul.

I hate it when I fall for something that has literally no fanfiction. Why can't I just watch this to keep myself well-informed about scams and thievery, like normal people? (Or to find out how to perform 'lol cool scams', if by 'normal people' we mean 'commenters on YouTube'.)

I suppose that perhaps the most logical thing to do with The Real Hustle fanfiction would be to treat it as if they are genuine con artists, rather than just demonstrating tricks and then returning the gains. WHAT NO I AM NOT GENUINELY CONSIDERING THIS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

My only consolation is that none of you, to my knowledge, actually watch The Real Hustle, so you can't force me to write it. And that's not even much consolation, because it also means that I'm not going to be able to persuade Alex/Jess/Paul out of you. Blast.

On an entirely unrelated note: A New Hope may be the only one of the Star Wars films I've actually seen, but that doesn't mean I'm not absolutely convinced that Han Solo needs to be paired up with Captain Jack Harkness.

(Good Lord, three updates in one day. I don't think that's happened since... well, since I got a Livejournal, actually. But one was just after midnight, so it doesn't really count as 'today'. BECAUSE I SAY SO.

To be honest, half the reason I tend not to update multiple times in one day is the fact that I'm a bit of a comment-addict and I fear that people may not comment on posts if there's a newer one. THERE, I SAID IT. I'm such a filthy useless-at-commenting hypocrite.)
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