rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (can't tear us apart)
Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2008-08-09 01:27 pm

Meanwhile, Ackles Bonds With Lincoln.

Riona: So when Scofield was sharing the cell with Mayhem -
Riona's Brother: Mayhem?
Riona: ...was he not called Mayhem?
Riona's Brother: You mean Haywire?
Riona: ...


AND BY THEN IT WAS TOO LATE; CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY WAS ALREADY FIRMLY ESTABLISHED AS A PRISON BREAK CHARACTER IN MY MIND.

SOMEONE WRITE THE FIC IN WHICH CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY IS SHARING A CELL WITH MICHAEL SCOFIELD. PLEASE. I can't do it; I know basically nothing about Mayhem. But I do know enough to be confident that it would be hilarious.

Chad Michael Murray is sort of the Piers Morgan of the Supernatural real-person fandom, isn't he? Piers Morgan has never actually appeared or even been mentioned on an episode of Top Gear, but he frequently shows up in fanfiction because of a vague connection to one of the presenters; Chad Michael Murray has never appeared on Supernatural, but he is almost omnipresent in the RPF because of his friendship with Jared. Does this mean that I need to write Zombie Chad Michael Murray fanfiction, or just Chad Michael Murray/Piers Morgan? SURELY ONE OR THE OTHER MUST BE THE LOGICAL THING TO DO HERE.

[identity profile] wanttobeatree.livejournal.com 2008-08-09 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
After Dean turns into a unicorn (inevitably), he breaks zombie!Chad and zombie!Piers out by letting them ride him to freedom.

(Tromping about in the rain is boring, okay. And you're the one who accidentally placed Chad in Fox River in the first place.)

[identity profile] wanttobeatree.livejournal.com 2008-08-09 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't like it either, believe me. But the unicorn brain is such a fucking do-gooder, even if he'd like nothing more than to stake them with a pencil. It sees a zombie and it just wants to SPARKLE EVERYTHING BETTER.

And, I'd argue that unicorns are extremely unnoticeable. Who is going to say 'HEY, AFTER THAT UNICORN'? But, to answer your question, he rides the moonbeams out.

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
"It sees a zombie and it just wants to SPARKLE EVERYTHING BETTER."

...Now I want to see Dean-as-a-unicorn in some sort of sparkle-off with Edward Cullen. "You think that's sparkle? Let me show you my sparkle, vampboy!"