Riona: So when Scofield was sharing the cell with Mayhem -
Riona's Brother: Mayhem?
Riona: ...was he not called Mayhem?
Riona's Brother: You mean Haywire?
Riona: ...


AND BY THEN IT WAS TOO LATE; CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY WAS ALREADY FIRMLY ESTABLISHED AS A PRISON BREAK CHARACTER IN MY MIND.

SOMEONE WRITE THE FIC IN WHICH CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY IS SHARING A CELL WITH MICHAEL SCOFIELD. PLEASE. I can't do it; I know basically nothing about Mayhem. But I do know enough to be confident that it would be hilarious.

Chad Michael Murray is sort of the Piers Morgan of the Supernatural real-person fandom, isn't he? Piers Morgan has never actually appeared or even been mentioned on an episode of Top Gear, but he frequently shows up in fanfiction because of a vague connection to one of the presenters; Chad Michael Murray has never appeared on Supernatural, but he is almost omnipresent in the RPF because of his friendship with Jared. Does this mean that I need to write Zombie Chad Michael Murray fanfiction, or just Chad Michael Murray/Piers Morgan? SURELY ONE OR THE OTHER MUST BE THE LOGICAL THING TO DO HERE.