Never Let The Fire Fade In You.
Jan. 13th, 2020 10:41 amI've now finished AI: The Somnium Files. I think it could fairly be described as 'an experience'. Below are notes I made at assorted points in this game.
For a second time, Date's eyeball got him to move to where she wanted him by going 'there's a porno magazine over there!', and he ran over at incredible speed and then went 'hey, where'd the porn go?'
Meanwhile, the best character, a twelve-year-old girl, beat up a bunch of thugs with her 'favourite metal pipe'.
In a later action sequence, actual porn magazines appeared! I blew up a porn magazine vending machine so the magazines would distract my enemies.
Date also took one of the magazines, naturally, but in the next shootout he had to throw it to act as a lure. He cried.
What I'm saying is that every action sequence in this game involves porn magazines in some capacity.
Ginger: Aiba must have to watch Date wank.
Riona: Maybe he's got a wanking eyepatch.
Possibly the most bewildering development in a very bewildering game: I WENT INTO SOMEONE'S DREAM AND SHE WAS DREAMING ABOUT LET'S PLAYING MINECRAFT AND I HAD TO PLAY MINECRAFT TO PROGRESS.
WHAT IS THIS GAME
( More spoilery notes on AI: The Somnium Files. )
Rei's girlfriend watched me play the entire game, from start to finish: all thirty hours of it. 'Thank you for coming with me on this journey,' I said to her afterwards. 'Thank you for being my left eye, without whom I would have no evidence that this ever happened at all.'
For a second time, Date's eyeball got him to move to where she wanted him by going 'there's a porno magazine over there!', and he ran over at incredible speed and then went 'hey, where'd the porn go?'
Meanwhile, the best character, a twelve-year-old girl, beat up a bunch of thugs with her 'favourite metal pipe'.
In a later action sequence, actual porn magazines appeared! I blew up a porn magazine vending machine so the magazines would distract my enemies.
Date also took one of the magazines, naturally, but in the next shootout he had to throw it to act as a lure. He cried.
What I'm saying is that every action sequence in this game involves porn magazines in some capacity.
Ginger: Aiba must have to watch Date wank.
Riona: Maybe he's got a wanking eyepatch.
Possibly the most bewildering development in a very bewildering game: I WENT INTO SOMEONE'S DREAM AND SHE WAS DREAMING ABOUT LET'S PLAYING MINECRAFT AND I HAD TO PLAY MINECRAFT TO PROGRESS.
WHAT IS THIS GAME
( More spoilery notes on AI: The Somnium Files. )
Rei's girlfriend watched me play the entire game, from start to finish: all thirty hours of it. 'Thank you for coming with me on this journey,' I said to her afterwards. 'Thank you for being my left eye, without whom I would have no evidence that this ever happened at all.'
