It is an excellent first comment. It's nice to meet you, and I am glad you appreciate the picture! (As, of course, everyone should.)

Clearly this is his tactic for mindcontrolling us perverts.

Quite possibly! Although I don't think I was a pervert before Derren Brown came along, with his glasswalking and his hammering-nails-up-his-nose. Thanks a lot, Derren.