Well HELLO. I've not had enough time on the internet etc over the past few days to give all your recent Derren Brown posts all the care and attention they deserve, but here I am on this one. I don't even know what the hell it is about Something Wicked and/or glass and/or whatever the hell else, but I know I have had conversations with more than one person, generally our first discussing him as a shared fandom, in which "That bit where he lay on the glass, was it me or was that hot?" came up fairly quickly. Verdict so far seems to have been unanimously that no, it was hot. I don't even know. Thank god he's back on tv.

I would like to conclude by contributing this picture, which is one of my favourite things cathamarine has ever made for me, and I think has never been more at home than in this post:

I think it's the comedy font and bizarrely grainy picture quality that makes it. I seem to remember it was also briefly removed from photobucket for violating their TOS, which is inexplicably hilarious.