That's A Creepy Threesome.
Jan. 10th, 2009 04:50 pmMore One Tree Hill, and I knew Nicki's actress looked familiar! She played Madison in Supernatural! I - I - I have no idea what to do with that, actually. THERE'S A CROSSOVER SOMEWHERE. NICKI HAD TO LEAVE JAKE BECAUSE OF HER UNFORTUNATE AFFLICTION.
Peyton! 'That's a creepy threesome.' I love you, Peyton, ridiculous angst and all. Please continue to imply creepy and yet so hot Nathan/Haley/Lucas threesomes (ashsjhsgjhgh I want it to happen it could totally happen).
Also creepy: Whitey totally matchmaking Nathan and Lucas. 'LUCAS, HELP NATHAN WITH HIS BASKETBALL TECHNIQUE.' 'HEY, LUCAS AND NATHAN, I'VE GOT YOU A HOTEL ROOM TOGETHER AND YOU CANNOT SWAP ROOMMATES. ENJOY IT. I SHALL NOW WALK OFF WITH A MILDLY EVIL SMIRK.' I bet he's a Wincest writer. And then the shots inside the room were carefully filmed at such an angle that Nathan and Lucas appeared to be in the same bed. Seriously, One Tree Hill, are you doing this on purpose?
In 'Spirit in the Night', which is one of those frequent One Tree Hill titles that appear to have nothing whatsoever to do with the episode (seriously, the episode is about a cheerleading competition), Lucas says, 'Haley could be with anybody and I'd be happy for her. I mean, even... Tim.'
I misheard this as 'I mean, even Dan.'
I think that Haley/Dan is probably one of the most disturbing pairings ever to impinge upon my brain. Nathan/Dan would probably alarm me less, and Nathan is Dan's son.
(...all right, it would only alarm me a little less.)
Now, of course, I'm imagining Lucas' reaction to discovering that Haley and Dan are in a (horrifying, horrifying) relationship, and I cannot stop giggling. Oh, Lucas, and you thought it was bad when she was dating Nathan.
Peyton! 'That's a creepy threesome.' I love you, Peyton, ridiculous angst and all. Please continue to imply creepy and yet so hot Nathan/Haley/Lucas threesomes (ashsjhsgjhgh I want it to happen it could totally happen).
Also creepy: Whitey totally matchmaking Nathan and Lucas. 'LUCAS, HELP NATHAN WITH HIS BASKETBALL TECHNIQUE.' 'HEY, LUCAS AND NATHAN, I'VE GOT YOU A HOTEL ROOM TOGETHER AND YOU CANNOT SWAP ROOMMATES. ENJOY IT. I SHALL NOW WALK OFF WITH A MILDLY EVIL SMIRK.' I bet he's a Wincest writer. And then the shots inside the room were carefully filmed at such an angle that Nathan and Lucas appeared to be in the same bed. Seriously, One Tree Hill, are you doing this on purpose?
In 'Spirit in the Night', which is one of those frequent One Tree Hill titles that appear to have nothing whatsoever to do with the episode (seriously, the episode is about a cheerleading competition), Lucas says, 'Haley could be with anybody and I'd be happy for her. I mean, even... Tim.'
I misheard this as 'I mean, even Dan.'
I think that Haley/Dan is probably one of the most disturbing pairings ever to impinge upon my brain. Nathan/Dan would probably alarm me less, and Nathan is Dan's son.
(...all right, it would only alarm me a little less.)
Now, of course, I'm imagining Lucas' reaction to discovering that Haley and Dan are in a (horrifying, horrifying) relationship, and I cannot stop giggling. Oh, Lucas, and you thought it was bad when she was dating Nathan.
