BUT, LIKE YOU, WOULD THEY EVEN NOTICE THAT NICK WAS IN FACT NOT NICK? Would Derren do some voodoo on them to make them be all like, oh hey Nick, what's up, did you check your blood sugar, here is an apple, go write a song.

And two weeks later it would be like, oh hey Nick, when did you grow a beard, have you even hit puberty yet?

And another month later it would be like, oh hey Nick, hahaha I like your British accent.