'You, Doctor, picked up this person? You really, really need therapy.'

I cannot control my grin. The Doctor totally picked up Derren because of his resemblance to the Master.

'Any resemblance betwteen the two of you is entirely coincidental,' the Doctor said, unconvincingly.

Ahahaha, I love the 'unconvincingly'!

'Does he call you Master when he fucks you?'

...ashadjhjdhfajgggh.

AND HE DOES

OH

'Right, time to be off. Places to see, worlds to rescue. Hamidabong is very nice this time of year, well, the time of year I can make us arrive at. Drinks with umbrellas in them, I know you'll like that, Derren. Poolboys and mysteries and cocktails, a nice little holiday. Off we go.'

Hee! Oh, I can absolutely hear the Doctor saying this.

Derren's 'tying you up in what sense?' stalling is fabulous. And I love that he has to draw a line between his performing life and his personal life. He's probably more into being tied up himself, anyway.

ALSO

BROWN/TENNANT ROLEPLAYING SEX

I VERY MUCH APPROVE.


(...is there no chance of persuading you to expand these? Because they are amazing. The Master one in particular sent me dizzy with glee.)