AND JOSH AND HIS DAD DIDN'T EVEN HUG. THERE WAS A MOMENT WHEN I WAS CONVINCED THEY WOULD HUG, THEY WOULD HAVE TO HUG, AND THE SCENE CUT AWAY BEFORE HUGGING COULD TAKE PLACE. I SWEAR THIS PROGRAMME IS DELIBERATELY TRYING TO HURT ME NOW.

Psych does the same thing with Shawn and Henry. I spent about three seasons waiting for Henry to hug your fucking son okay Henry seriously before they finally did.

If we get word that someone has started punching BBC employees we'll know why.