rionaleonhart: top gear: the start button on a bugatti veyron. (going down tonight)
Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2009-09-17 05:16 pm

I Choose You! Rocks!

Because this was quite fun the first time I tried it, I'm giving it another go!


- Write a list of characters and number them.
- Input the number of characters into this random number generator as the maximum and generate two numbers.
- Ramble about how the corresponding pairing/partnership/general interaction would (or, indeed, wouldn't) work. Perhaps write a snippet/one-sentence fic for it if you're feeling brave.
- Repeat to your heart's content.




27/37: The Master (Doctor Who)/Ryan Evans (High School Musical)

...oh, dear.

Ryan's never been that interested in politics, let alone international ones, so Sharpay doesn't know why he's always talking about that candidate for the British presidency or whatever it is they call it over there. It doesn't hit her until she sees he's got a picture of the guy's face with hearts drawn all over it stuck inside his locker.

For Ryan's sake, let us hope he never meets his idol. Ryan is a sweet kid who does not deserve to have his mind and quite possibly his body broken into tiny, tiny pieces.


72/45: Chad Danforth (High School Musical)/Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy VIII)

...ahahaha, how entirely incompatible. You say you don't dance, Chad? You are about to meet your not-dancing match.

"Hey," Chad says, "you can't just kill things all the time! C'mon, let's go play some basketball."

"...whatever," Squall says, before stalking off to kill things.

And that is more or less the extent of their relationship. Chad shrugs and goes off to befriend Zell. (Which would be adorable, so at least this coupling wasn't a complete loss.)


79/29: Silent Hill/Misha Collins (Supernatural RPF)

YES, SILENT HILL COUNTS AS A CHARACTER. And, er. Wow. I don't quite know what to do with Misha Collins in Silent Hill. If he's got hidden depths of angst and guilt, I can't make them out through all the crazy.

Perhaps Misha Collins in fact created Silent Hill as a hilarious joke. All this 'minion' business and playing the fangirls is building their obedience up to a point at which he can order them to travel to Silent Hill, and then he will laugh and laugh and laugh.

And then Kripke will be quite annoyed with him for getting all the Supernatural fans killed.

"It was worth it," Misha will gasp through his mirth, wiping away a tear.


44/31: Sora (Kingdom Hearts)/Dr Perry Cox (Scrubs)

...my goodness, Dr Cox would hate him. "So what we've established is you're basically Newbie, except, unlike Newbie, who only acts like a fourteen-year-old, you are in fact actually fourteen, and you might think that gives you an excuse but let me tell you: it does not make you any less annoying."

Sora quickly realises that Dr Cox, despite his behaviour, is a good guy. Deep down. Deep, deep down. And so he's just got to unlock that goodness and make him smile!

JD, of course, is happy to assist Sora in his efforts.

Dr Cox hates everything.


43/15: Sokka (Avatar)/Fran (Final Fantasy XII)

Sokka would be quite alarmed to come across a tall, beautiful, semi-clad sharp-nailed rabbit-eared woman. Aang and Katara cheerfully greet her whilst Sokka flails around in the background going SERIOUSLY SHE'S LIKE HALF RABBIT AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO FEELS LIKE HE'S DREAMING? ALSO SHE IS REALLY ATTRACTIVE.

When he gets over the not-quite-human thing, he rather hesitantly brings her some flowers. Fran is unimpressed by this child's attempts to woo her.

She travels with them for a while, and Sokka never quite stops being intimidated.


5/52: Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)/The Marquis de Carabas (Neverwhere)

Really, the Marquis has better things to do than assisting a child who has stumbled into the Underside. The boy is, what, ten? Twelve? In any case, he is young and clumsy and not terribly bright, and the Marquis doubts he will be capable of performing any favours worth securing.

The boy's pets do interest the Marquis, however. So he has two options: either he turns one over to the Marquis and receives assistance, or he turns all of them over to the Marquis by implicit agreement on account of having been killed by the Underside's less savoury inhabitants.

And that was how the Marquis got his Umbreon. (Not that Ash has ever had an Umbreon to give to him. Er. Look, I want the Marquis de Carabas to have an Umbreon, and so an Umbreon he shall have. Obviously there is some sort of magical explanation. (Or I suppose Ash could have caught and evolved an Eevee at some point between his televised Pokémon adventures and his being launched unexpectedly into London Below, but that would make far too much sense.))

Post a comment in response:

If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting